Vincent Van Goghβs son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Iβve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know itβs genuine because . . .
it has a bit of veneer missing.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I just bought a Van Gogh haunted house.
I have a eerie feeling about it.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
How do you make a Van Gogh?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Vincent's property buying Uncle Donot Pass Gogh.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD
He was only half listening.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Van Gogh and his earaser
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︎ Aug 05 2018
wow, look at the van gogh
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Dude, whereβs my
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︎ Oct 15 2019
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︎ Feb 08 2017
Told my son that his Van Gogh obsession has gone too far.
But it just goes in one ear and out the same one.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Where is it!
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︎ Jul 26 2019
I mean, I'm not wrong...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting at the end. I shouted βHey Van do you want a drink?!β
He replied βNo thanks, Iβve already got one earβ
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Vincent Van Go
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Van Gogh is coming back from a break.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
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︎ Oct 24 2015
Mr. Van Gogh, the good news is that you are in excellent health.
Bad News: You have one ear to live.
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︎ Feb 25 2018
How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?
It was sev-ear-ly negative!
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︎ Dec 13 2016
Sure, Van Gogh was a great painter, but he was also a great listener
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︎ Dec 18 2017
βI think we should name the dog Vincent Van.β
So we can ask, βShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?β And such.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
I went to the art museum to see a Van Gogh.
I think it had just delivered a package or something.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
Have you heard about the Angel of Death that's not so intelligent?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
What did Van Gogh say to the haters?
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︎ Jul 25 2015
My dealer got me the last of this in-demand strain called Death Star.
He says I'm lucky before he Alderaan out.
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︎ May 31 2021
Iβm planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Wow, look at that van gogh! [x-post from r/funny]
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︎ Sep 06 2013
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
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︎ May 01 2021
Why did the art thiefβs van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
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︎ Apr 30 2021
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Vincent names his mini-van.
My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.
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︎ Mar 06 2014
My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A man recently died when a periodic table display fell on him...
The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Which artist has the best ride service?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldnβt work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Van gogh
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A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
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