What do You Call a Pod of Killer Whales Playing Instruments?

An Orcastra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calicorpse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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My coworker likes Pods and Star Wars. I made him Pod-Racers for his last day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anigonzalez3
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The Republicans next door say that when I play my iPhone’s music on my new HomePod in the living room, it drives them nuts.

I’m not sure why. It’s just the Speaker of the House.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1401rivasjakara
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Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bo_veytia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Looking for a play on the word β€œpod” for a team name.

Some names I have are: Pods and Recreation, Life of Pod, Pod of War, Podzilla, America’s Next Pod Model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godtamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Why did the pod win the Nobel Prize?

Because it was a peas-maker.

I'm so sorry. I'll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaceghostinme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Family Guy - Like peas in a pod youtube.com/watch?v=da8V0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guyitsfamilyguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?

It had to wear a pod cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Asked Mork what kind of iPod he had. He said

Nano Nano

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielSternsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call two peas in a pod?

Peepee

(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtp_5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Pod racing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastWhiteKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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POD racing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wobbleys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Inktober Day 12: A Whale Pod!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClockworkBomb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCoconut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My dad's the kind that types messages with too many exclamations... I guess I got my hopes up with his new iPod.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurryBender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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I bought an iPod and named it the Titanic

it's syncing

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chopchopchops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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[OC] Did you hear about the thief that got caught stealing an iPhone, an iPad and an iPod?

He’s now an iCon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PadiddleWink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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We get along like two peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I think this whole tide pod thing is going to really come to a head in a couple of months, do watch out...

...beware the Tides of March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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My good friend lost his iPod...

...he found it a week-ish later in his pet rabbit's cage.
I told my husband about the situation and he said:

"O that's unfortunate. He was probably trying to listen to some hip-hop."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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What do you call a space-pod you can put yourself in?

An Ipod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nipixel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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iPod

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says β€œThe Titanic is syncing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petar-Hr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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I renamed my iPod 'Titanic'.

It's Syncing now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xConflict
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
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