What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?
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︎ Jan 07 2023
My drug dealer says 2018 was 14 years ago.
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︎ Mar 16 2023
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︎ Mar 15 2023
I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Ended up having a crippling vowel movement.
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︎ Nov 04 2022
A yoga instructor plays blackjack. He has 14, dealer shows a 6. Dealer asks, βwould you like another card?β
He replies βNah, imma stayβ
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︎ Mar 25 2023
Every one of the 14 Boy Scouts was instructed to bring his own tent to the camp out but only 7 did. The entire trip was cut short because....
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︎ Mar 24 2023
(From my 14 year old Daughter - so proud!) Who delivers all the drinks at Christmas?
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︎ Dec 25 2022
My internet service was suspended because I gave a movie 3.14 stars on a movie review website.
They said that pi-rating stuff was illegal.
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︎ Jul 29 2022
I saw a snake that measured out to be 3.14 meters long.
Pretty sure it was a python.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."
I replied, "That's 15 love."
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︎ Sep 10 2022
Why did mathematician wake up at 3:14 am?
He craved a pie.
Original:
He had to pi.
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Pi works better if you read them letter by letter, and in non-English so Iβm keeping both!
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︎ Oct 02 2022
If you divide 3.14 by 8
Does that mean you ate the pie?
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︎ Dec 14 2022
Gwen Stefani has 14.8M Instagram followers and only follows 1,003 accounts
'Cause she ain't no follow back girl.
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︎ Nov 02 2022
3.14 percent of sailors areβ¦
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︎ Dec 08 2022
What do you call 3.14 rodents on a boat?
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︎ Aug 04 2022
3.14% of sailors
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︎ Jun 03 2022
July 14 is National Nude Day AND National Mac and Cheese Day
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︎ Jul 14 2022
I don't understand why 14/3 is Pi Day.
Isn't 22/7 a better choice?
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︎ Mar 14 2022
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
All the movies that I have downloaded had only 3.14 rating
Maybe that's because they are pi rated
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︎ May 25 2022
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
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︎ Mar 16 2020
in New Zealand sheep outnumber humans 14:1, so their national religion is
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︎ Jun 14 2022
An Opinion without 3.14
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︎ Sep 14 2021
From my 14-year-old son: "Hey day, what's it called when you're playing chess and planning your next move?"
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︎ Aug 16 2021
Some crocodiles grow up to 14 feet
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︎ Jan 24 2022
I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. βDo you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?β
βBecause we donβt need depth perception with our mouths β was his technically correct answer
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︎ Jun 29 2019
my 6 year old son came up with this one. Why did the human 14 billion years in the future cry?
Because his Son didn't exist!
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Conversation with my 14 yr old daughter
Me: You're being mean.
Her: How?
Me: By talking back to me.
Her: I have to talk back to you. That's how conversations work.
Me: I quit. You win.
The entire conversation was in jest.
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︎ Mar 05 2022
My 14 year old made me proud
I was driving them to a friend's house and we were sitting at an intersection waiting for a clear space for me to turn left. It was unusually busy for the side streets we live on and I muttered "where is all this traffic coming from?".
Without hesitation, they said "from the right".
A tear of pride may have been shed
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
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︎ Sep 11 2017
Drove passed a pizza place with sign that my 14 year old decided to read out loud.
ββWood fired pizza,β oh no! Howβs pizza supposed to get a job now?!β She made me proud.
Edit: sorry itβs βpastβ. Oops.
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︎ Nov 14 2021
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Sexual activity accounts for up to 14% of strokes... There's a pun in there somewhere I just can't find it
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︎ Aug 03 2021
My brother spent 14 hours trying to attach his wristwatch onto his belt buckle as a "sense of style"
I think it was a waist of time
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︎ Dec 01 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Feb 02 2023
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
Depends what kind of snake it is.
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︎ Aug 16 2022
3.14 percent of sailors are
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︎ Oct 30 2022
I found a snake πthat was 3.14 meters long!
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︎ Sep 16 2022
My wife said, βI can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis.
I replied, βThatβs 15 love.β
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︎ Jan 25 2022
I found a snake πthat was 3.14 meters long!
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︎ Sep 16 2022
What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?
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︎ Mar 17 2022
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Jul 25 2021
What is an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
OPINION β 3.14 = ONION
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