All my years of adding zeroes have amounted to nothing.
What did the zero say to the eight?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
Got this new book about zero gravity
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.
Did you know that the Type O was actually meant to be Type Zero but....
It was misread to be Type O blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.
A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
To the mathematicians to thought of zero
This one goes out to whoever invented the zero
My buddy Lee asked me if I knew what zero degrees Kelvin was called ...
My response, “absolutely”
Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?
...But it died a death and got zero upvotes !!
Came here before to post a time travel joke...
Edit : Apologies in advance if you're reading this as a repost from tomorrow
My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker
He really did a number on me
My kid thought I should be impressed that she made a zero out of a twist tie.
I told her she’s 7, she should know that means nothing.
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
Antarctica has zero COVID cases
Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero...
Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.
Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
What did the scientists say while freezing at absolute zero?
Did you hear about the guy who cooled to absolute zero ?
What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?
I cannot stand absolute zero!
I'll never be 0K with it.
What about the star?
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, “What about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, “It’s 2020. Zero stars.”
I withdrew one dollar from the bank but they called the police
The nine zeroes after the one don’t count. Right? They add up to nothing.
What did Zero say to Eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
My wife is always accusing me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
To the guy who invented zero
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did zero say to eight?
To the man who invented zero
What did zero say to the eight?
What did the zero tell the eight?
What did the number Zero say to number Eight?
I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero
To the guy who invented zero
To the guy who invented zero
To the guy that invented zero:
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