What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jupiterdad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2022
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Amazon just released an oil defuser that works like Alexa but 100% controlled with your mind!!

It makes scents when you think about it..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewzerman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Mind your step.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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Mind your head....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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Did you hear about that new air freshener you can control with your mind?

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickeySwank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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What do you say when a magic trick blows your mind?

Abrakadamn bruh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunder2132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2022
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Mind your head....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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Did you hear about the new air freshener that reads your mind?

It sounds crazy at first, but if you think about it, it makes sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocoa_Knollwood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Air Wick just received a patent for an air freshener that you can control with your mind...

...seems weird at first, but it makes scents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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A hippopotamus only goes to college in your mind...

You know... at the hippocampus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it crashes into your windscreen?

Its butt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?

Γ‰clairvoyance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_stevel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you

He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popegonzo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set

You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ali_whi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?

There's also leap-frogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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"I will ease your mind"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Can you tie a piece of string with your mind?

Thought knot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeRobson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Me: Having trouble making your mind up?

Dad: Well, yes and no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flash_aaaaaaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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I saw Kian from Westlife drinking a can of red bull. I said β€œcome on mate, make your mind up”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewbowers88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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mind your language season 1 episode 5 is still making me laugh youtu.be/drmCnNtXncQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hriatahriatpuia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Mom: Honey do you mind if I wear your wife-beater?

Dad: Sure. Knock yourself out!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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mind your language is still one of the funniest show. youtu.be/hndSiA7hm6Y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What’s yellow, is a great source for potassium, and thinks you should mind your own business?

A Banunya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/standupok
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Get your mind out of the gutter, Dad!

Today I held the ladder for my dad while he was cleaning the gutters out, in the rain no less.

An acorn rolls down the newly cleaned out gutter, making quite a racket and falling down the drain spout.

Dad: "Looks like I got a strike! Well, actually, more like a gutter ball!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dotnikus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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A head injury can really open your mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adolph_Fritz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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What's the last thing that goes through a mosquitoes mind when he hits your windshield?

His ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digeratisensei
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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What’s the last thing through a bugs mind when he hits your cars windshield?

His butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matty_Boosie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?

His ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djhorne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?

Its ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaSerperior12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?

Its feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbRunOm
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?

It’s butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?

It’s bum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazabbo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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