Godliness Puns

A list of puns related to "Godliness"

My friend said to me cleanliness is next to godliness

I said buddy you gotta get a bigger dictionary

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👤︎ u/AndersonRagan
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.

After all, queenliness is next to godliness.

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👤︎ u/ScravoNavarre
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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God and JC's father-son relationship.

God always walked in the house with his shoes on and constantly berated Jesus for the floors being dirty. “But Dad!” Jesus objected. “But nothing son. Cleanliness is next to godliness." Jesus swept.

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👤︎ u/pokadocta
📅︎ Mar 01 2016
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