A list of puns related to "World's Finest Chocolate"
Anyone's rugrats or offices currently selling these?
About to go on a 3 day break and wouldn't mind some chocolate substance.
Particularly the mint ones or almonds.
Thanks!
I really really love World's Finest chocolates :(((( And I've heard about how good Mary's Milk Bar is and need to try it so bad :// I need a replacement for these </3
Hello everyone! Tomorrow I will be selling a box of World's Finest chocolate on campus (outside the library near Grumpy Mule on the benches) around 11:30 am to 1:15 pm. Each chocolate is $1 each, with a variety of flavors (caramel, milk, dark, almond, etc.). All the money goes towards the funds for our club on campus, FPSO (Future Pharmacy Students Organization)! If interested in more about the club or just for the chocolates, feel free to stop by. Thanks! Any other questions or comments, feel free to PM me.
(Also if you don't have cash I take Venmo/Paypal) :)
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During our Nutrition Break which is sandwiched between 2nd and 3rd periods, a band student whom I didnβt know wandered into my culinary classroom with a bright smile and a box of the βWorldβs Finest Chocolate.β I would like to say at the outset that whoever came up with the name for this product WAS A MARKETING GENIUS.
While the finest chocolates in the world are arguably made by Teuscherβs of Switzerland, Valhonaβs of France, or Godiva of Belgium; the Cook Chocolate Company of Chicago, Illinois side stepped the entire issue of truth in advertising after launching the βThe World's Finest Chocolate" division as a school fund raiser in 1949. The chocolate bars were a huge hit. Since 1949 this company (which was renamed the Worldβs Finest Chocolate in 1972 in honor of their most successful division) has sold an astounding 6 billion chocolate bars. This averages out to over 85.7 million chocolate bars per year and has generated some $3.8 billion in school fund raising efforts over the past 70 years.
Since the name of the product is βWorldβs Finest Chocolate,β the company can legally argue that theyβre not actually claiming to produce the worldβs finest chocolate because their name is really just a name. As Juliet said in Shakespeareβs play, βWhatβs in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.β In this case I would argue, that this name has at least in part, helped to turn what had been a small chocolate making company into a multi-billion dollar behemoth.
βWould you like to buy a chocolate?β asked the student who suggestively waggled a chocolate bar in my direction. βTheyβre just $1.00.β
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βAlright, Iβll take one. Do you have change for a $10.00 bill?β
The studentβs face fell. βI donβt have any change.β He put the candy bar back in the box. βThanks anyway.β
βNow hold on,β I called. I looked in my wallet and pulled out a $10 bill.
βIβll take 10 almond chocolate bars.β
The kid beamed. βYouβre my first sale of the day!β
After devouring one candy bar, I set the remaining nine aside.
When 3rd period started, the 8th graders learned how to make a two egg cheese omelet by watching a video. In the video they saw a chef pour two scrambled eggs into a hot greased pan. As the eggs cooked, he pushed the cooked eggs inwards and tilted the pan to allow raw eggs to flow into t
... keep reading on reddit β‘Iβm in the mood for some chocolate lol
Hello everyone! I wanted to share some stories with you all. For some background information:
>I am currently living in the South in a place known for bbq, soul music, and the beetus. And we all know which one you came here for!
>Almost four months ago I had experimental hip reconstruction surgery, my options were that or having hip replacement at the ripe age of 22. My hip was basically destroyed between a dirty slide tackle (college soccer) and then two botched surgeries, but that's another story.
>If anyone cares to know, I'm almost 5'2" and am 123 pounds, in fairly good shape, I watch what I eat and did non-impact exercise in between original injury and latest surgery. Onward to the beetus.
A few days ago I was at work diligently working on moving to a higher level in candy crush when a pilot approached me.
Pilot: Um, hey Gravityβ¦ I have a favor to askβ¦
Me: Go for it!
Pilot: My daughterβs school is doing a fundraiser and theyβre selling chocolate barsβ¦
He lifts a box of chocolate up. Itβs that Worldβs Finest brand.
Pilot: Can I just leave it here at the coordination desk? I really donβt want to lug this shit around selling chocolate. I made a jar people can put money in.
Me: Sureβ¦ But I canβt guarantee people paying for them or someone stealing the jar. This is a 24 hour operation, so it should be fairly safe though.
Pilot: I really donβt care. I will pay the difference. I just donβt want to deal with it and I donβt want the chocolate. So the pilot dumps the box of chocolate bars and the little tin onto the counter in front of me. By the next day about a third of the box is gone. I look into the money tin and it looks like everyone has been paying for them. Good job everyone! Way to be honest!
It gets fairly busy. Somehow between the rush of the launch I fail to notice one particular pilotβs approach. Everyone lovingly refers to him as Gloppy (from Candyland) because heβs a big black man whoβs really friendly and LOVES sweets. Like, weβre talking always has a candy bar.
Gloppy: WHATS THIS?!
Me: Ohβ¦ uhβ¦ one of the pilots daughters is fundraising for schoolβ¦ (I go back to trying to figure out where the fuck a crew is for a flight thatβs missing its crew.)
Gloppy: Theyβre a buck each?
Me: Yeah..
The next thing I know the
... keep reading on reddit β‘My sil works for a company called Worlds Finest and she sets up fundraisers with schools, bands, football, etc to raise money. Basically when you were in school selling cookie dough or chocolates. I was wondering if it's an mlm since they basically sell the same product 3-4 times. She makes good money and helps schools get funding so I dont think it's predatory. I just want to know if this fits the description of an mlm.
Sorry to go all Larry David on r/Chicago, but I have a problem. The woman that sings unintelligibly about the chocolates she sells on that corner has been there for years. Over the past few months there has been another woman doing the same thing on the other side of the street. She sings about and sells the same chocolate bars. Why would someone pick the same intersection to cramp the other ladyβs style? The Loop is huge. I want her to find another corner to slang chocolate is basically what I am saying. Is anyone else annoyed by this?
The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
I know I can get it at Tony's Seafood on Plank, but that's far from where I live near Airline and Coursey - anyone know of a Walgreens or Wal-mart that sells them? Much appreciated!
We're debating which of the five $1 World's Finest Chocolate bars is a better value for the money spent. Is it the milk chocolate, the dark chocolate, the caramel, the almond, or the crisp? We're currently divided on four concepts:
I love this time of year! I've got 3 just waiting for the right time...
They decide to begin their venture by studying various species of different fauna. During the course of their research, some of the scientists grow a bit too fond of their experimental subjects. Therefore, they deliberate amongst themselves and decide to bifurcate the subjects into two groups, one exhibiting the characteristics vital to the research (labeled βgroup 1β or βtestβ, strictly for experimentation purposes only) and the other consisting of specimen not that important (labeled βgroup 2β or βpetsβ, can be retained for companionship).
The scientists then ponder the locations where the various group 1 subjects can be found. The lead scientist yells, βalright guys, the next specimen to examine would be the chiropetera a.k.a the bat.β He continues, βwhere can I find me some bats, some test bats?β One of his colleague responds, βanywhere but Englandβ.
I really really love World's Finest chocolates :(((( And I've heard about how good Mary's Milk Bar is and need to try it so bad :// I need a replacement for these </3
Anyone here with a kid selling them? I was at In-N-Out and the kid only had wafers left. I'd like to buy a ton of dark chocolate and almond. My grandmother loves these! I'd like to get about 20.
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