Wookiees Puns

A list of puns related to "Wookiees"

In the Star Wars Universe, they don't eat baby wookiees ...

because they are a little chewy.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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What do you call a Wookiee who eats his own poop?

Chewcaca.

Thought of that one at work today...

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👤︎ u/JohnDoee94
📅︎ May 20 2021
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?

Not bad but a little chewie

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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How do you unlock a door on Kashyyyk?

With a Wookiee, of course. (In homage to today’s date)

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👤︎ u/darth-noxious
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Dad: Carl, I tried Wookiee meat.

Carl: Dad stop. Dad: It was Chewy, Carl...

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👤︎ u/JOEGG9900
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets Nestle morsels stuck in his hair?

Chocolate chip wookiee

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ May 04 2021
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I went to Star Wars land last week and tried a wookiee cookie. It was pretty good...

... a little chewie.

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👤︎ u/Brorod
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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How do you make a Wookiee smell good?

You use De-yoda-rant

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👤︎ u/enchilada1214
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

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👤︎ u/cozykush44
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why can't you eat wookiee meat?

Because its too Chewy

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?

Michael Chewmacca

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👤︎ u/superiorgooner
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Have you ever eaten a Wookiee?

I heard they are chewy.

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👤︎ u/Idrvfastt
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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"If you Luke father west....if you're Wookiee" Today's Star Wars weather youtube.com/watch?v=qslJQ…
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👤︎ u/cuspidal
📅︎ Dec 19 2015
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I had some toffee in the shape of a Wookiee today...

It was very chewy.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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Why did the wookiee in a recent Star Wars movie stop eating after just one porg?

He must have been Chewie...

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👤︎ u/atcoyou
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?

It's a bit chewy

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👤︎ u/johnmmcallister
📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.

Wookiee mistake.

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👤︎ u/dashie1985
📅︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a really hairy guy who is new to the army

A wookie

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👤︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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I tried some ewok meat the other night.

It was a little chewie.

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👤︎ u/nkiehl
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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What did Han say to Chewbacca?

You’re such a Wookiee

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👤︎ u/jimiray
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why can’t you eat Wookiee meat?

Because it’s too Chewy.

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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