Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...

...their Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piggster30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.

She looks totally wicket in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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An Ewok strolls into a cantina.

The Ewok says to the bartender, β€œI’ll have a whiskey and......soda.”

The bartender says, β€œSure thingβ€”but why the little pause?”

β€œDunno,” says the Ewok. β€œI’ve had them all my life.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentatTir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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How do ewoks catch fish?

With their bear hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbojoneshello
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I tried some ewok meat the other night.

It was a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Why don't ewoks shout in the house?

Because they only have their Endor voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KayakBassFisher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why was the ewok so soft-spoken?

He was using his Endor voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tducote337
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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Ewok moms are always happy with how well behaved their kids are at home.

They are always using their Endor voices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?

They used their Endor voices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentatTir
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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My father just dropped off a wok he didn’t need.

He texted me to warn me that it was an old school, analog wok, not an Ewok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALLCAPSBITCHES
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Ewoking Dead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2016
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What does Chewbacca cook his food in?

In ewok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pronik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How did Luke get around while on Endor?

Ewoked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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On Endor, how does a gentleman end a fight?

Ewocs away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Took the family to a restaurant last night and told the worker that I'd really like to try the Wookie steak…

…but that I heard it was a little Chewy…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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How does C3P0 get to the imperial base on Endor?

Ewoks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Give_Me_The_Lute
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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How do Jedi get from place to place on Endor?

It's simple, Ewoks around!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiyohara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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What kind of car does Chewbacca drive?

He doesn't have one! Ewoks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheG-What
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandehmand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside....

They’re Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkythong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside

They’re Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Ewoks weren't meant to be left outside

They're Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Ewok walks into a bar

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, β€œI’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, β€œSure thingβ€”but why the little pause?”

β€œDunno,” says the Ewok. β€œI’ve had them all my life.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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How did Luke get around planet Endor when he crashed his speeder?

.... Ewoked ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msignor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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