Hoth Puns

A list of puns related to "Hoth"

(My 8-year old made this one up) What kind of pajamas do they wear on Hoth?

Wampa-jamas

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👤︎ u/shakerchef
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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On Hoth you might find that you need to cut open a tauntaun and sleep inside him

It’ll keep you lukewarm

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Star Wars puns coming Hoth and Heavy reddit.com/r/movies/comme…
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👤︎ u/XtraTarTarSauce
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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You know what would be really cool in Star Wars?

Hoth.

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👤︎ u/greyzombie
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?

The Hoth-spital

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👤︎ u/ZaraMave
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Looking out the window during this cold snap got me like...

Dang, it's hoth out there.

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👤︎ u/metal_jester
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Currently watching Empire Strikes Back

The scene is playing where Luke is hanging upside down and just managed to defeat the beast on Hoth by cutting off its arm.

Dad: Well you know why they call it a Wampa now.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because it only has one-paw.

Me: Uses Force Groan

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👤︎ u/Con-the-old-bear
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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Playing Star Wars: Battlefront with a buddy...

Me: "Hey, you know the engine that this game runs on right?"

Him: "Yeah Frostbite. Why?"

Me: "Then should we play on Hoth to really showcase the engine?"

He proceeded to set the controller down and walked out of the room.

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👤︎ u/edwards6745
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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While watching The Empire Strikes Back...

Dad: "I never got why they call it Hoth. Shouldn't it be Coldth?"

Me: "... I can't watch movies with you anymore."

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👤︎ u/handofthrawn
📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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