Why do divers always fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
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Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?
Finnish Hymns!
Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
