A list of puns related to "Fence Painting"
so I crafted a large numeral in the back garden. I chopped, sawed, planed, sanded, and painted that number till it looked amazing. My neighbour looked over the fence and enviously stated “Nice one!”
One time I was painting the fence and that old dog we had walked right up to the bowl of gas I had there to wash paint brushes in and started to drink from it! At first he started to run around in circles very fast and then he just stopped moving.... "What happened Dad?" He ran out of gas.
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