Wampa Puns

A list of puns related to "Wampa"

Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?

The Hoth-spital

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👤︎ u/ZaraMave
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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(My 8-year old made this one up) What kind of pajamas do they wear on Hoth?

Wampa-jamas

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👤︎ u/shakerchef
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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What's the best animal to be when you're cold?

A little otter.

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👤︎ u/count-buttula
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Currently watching Empire Strikes Back

The scene is playing where Luke is hanging upside down and just managed to defeat the beast on Hoth by cutting off its arm.

Dad: Well you know why they call it a Wampa now.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because it only has one-paw.

Me: Uses Force Groan

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👤︎ u/Con-the-old-bear
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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