The Empire shall strike back!
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👤︎ u/NathyDre
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...

...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.

All the sheep, Dagobah.

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👤︎ u/Mikeycoyi
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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The Empire eventually lost against the rebels because in Empire Strikes Back they hassled the Hoth.
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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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While watching The Empire Strikes Back...

Dad: "I never got why they call it Hoth. Shouldn't it be Coldth?"

Me: "... I can't watch movies with you anymore."

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📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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my pun please enjoy it

If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...

The Empire strikes back

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📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Double dad

So, my sister is having her final tests on high school (I'm in college and have a really cute son with my girlfried) and got home today with a weird look on her eyes. Me and dad were having some sandwiches and watching The Empire Strikes Back (Star Wars marathon hype!). I looked at her and asked what happened, she immediately responded "I'm tired as fuck." By that point, I looked at my dad. He was looking at me, with a sparkle on his eyes. We both stood up, walked to her and said together: "HELLO TIRED AS FUCK, WE ARE DAD" Even my mother started laughing. It was hillarious.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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So my family and I went apple picking today.

And we get to the "Empire" apples. When we get there, my dad says, "We better be careful when we pick these apples" I said, "Why". He replies, " Because the Empire strikes back." A few minutes later he throws an apple at me and yells, "The Empire strikes back!"

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