Now, I have spring rolls.
"Swarm."
It's a Pita Parka.
They’re just a good thing to have on-hand
What a re-leaf
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly
The match.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
I hope you’re not in a Uri.
Edward Snowden
that way you won't take any fall damage.
It's called inter"mitten" fasting to keep my hands of food
Because it can get a little slippery out there.
Islip
:D
But it was just my cold field.
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
It's too far to walk.
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
Man, today flew by
It really toque me by surprise!
Bad mittens
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
He was a bipolar bear
Frost-bite.
A scarf.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
So I had to jacket.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
Patio Furniture
Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts
Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)
Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.
Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics
Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics
Leaky faucet: drip pics
X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics
X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)
X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics
X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics
Legal command: Writ pics
Pictures of twigs: Stick pics
A Christmas Story scene: lick pics
Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics
Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)
Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.
Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.
(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)
Winter
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
What a re-leaf
Now, I have spring rolls.
Because they can't swim.
It's too far to walk
"Swarm."
