A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...

It's endeering.

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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Two deer hanging out by the river.

Deer 1: Why you so down?

Deer 2: My wife blew 20 bucks in Vegas.

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The white-tailed deer: forest vermin.

We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.

They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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So a farmer has trouble telling his two horses apart...

He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.

Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.

[real joke told to me by my dad]

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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