A list of puns related to "White Tail"
It's endeering.
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
Deer 1: Why you so down?
Deer 2: My wife blew 20 bucks in Vegas.
We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.
They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.
Sir Render
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
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