A bunny and a cat were in a race, who won?
The bunny won by a hare.
If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes
They’ll whisker off her feet
Put my "I Voted" sticker in my beard
And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".
Last night my dad told us he's been growing his beard since 1968 because a contest he won. . .
He said he won by a whisker.
I love my dad.
Even in the grocery store, dad can't resist.
I was at a shoprite with my dad visiting my brother, and he grabs two whisks off the shelf, holds them against his face, and starts saying "excuse me sir, where are your shaving supplies? I have a few whiskers on my face!"
Oh, dad...
