Wetness Puns

A list of puns related to "Wetness"

Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
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👤︎ u/Dutch_Midget
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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They must've had wet dreams later
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👤︎ u/ilessthanthreenyc
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning

But it Dew

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👤︎ u/streety22
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why is the sand wet?

Because the sea weed

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👤︎ u/awesomecorearts
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why do bees have wet hair?

They use honeycombs

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?

Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.

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👤︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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This joke is all wet.

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?

Hog wash!

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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What's slippery when wet?

A wet slipper.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?

Baaa rain 🇧🇭

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
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👤︎ u/nervoussystem66
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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My son and I are very immature when he is sitting on the toilet.

I asked him:

If you pooped up into the air, would it be skyarrhea?

If you pooped after eating a pastry, would it be piearrhea?

If you pooped in the middle of the grocery store, would it aislearrhea?

If your poop was painful, would it be cryarrhea?

If you couldn't poop, would your friend ask you to just tryarrhea?

If you didn't actually have to poop, but said you did, would it be liearrhea?

If you were a scientist who had to take a poop, would it be Bill Nyearrhea?

If you pooped in an airplane, would it by flyarrhea?

If you pooped while working for a secret government agency, would it be spyarrhea?

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👤︎ u/bridgeheadprod
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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I get so excited for spring...

I wet my plants

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👤︎ u/Paleran
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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Kip Adotta- Wet Dream youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
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👤︎ u/InexactDuplicate
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Where do British police officers live?

999 Letsby Avenue!

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👤︎ u/Jamster_1988
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Whats the thing your teacher can say in classroom and bedroom

It's wet so we are eating inside

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👤︎ u/knight_furrie
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Help me with a name!!!

Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)

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👤︎ u/Cwinnett33
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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How do you train your kids to stop wetting the bed ?

Make them use an electric blanket.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Water....I love water....

Water's brilliant.

Water's fantastic.

Can't get enough water. Water's smashing...

....sorry I'm gushing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?

The police have concrete evidence against you.

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👤︎ u/CatsNSkyrim
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why can't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo

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👤︎ u/custardy_cream
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”

“That was pepper spray.”

Got me!

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👤︎ u/gorescittmore
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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👤︎ u/karenismycat
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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👤︎ u/Meeksta11
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call wet swim trunks?

Swam trunks

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👤︎ u/nobodahobo66
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?

Because they're submarine grade.

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👤︎ u/snuggeybug
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why was the garden wet?

Because the centipede.

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👤︎ u/wils_152
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What gets wet as it dries?

A towel.

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👤︎ u/Azkyle50
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.

They're over dew.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/dinner_cat96
📅︎ May 28 2020
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips

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👤︎ u/BootyBruiser49620
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a guy who fell into a well?

Manwell.

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👤︎ u/Plane_Garbage
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Son "dad, I think I wet myself"

Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"

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👤︎ u/poetgriot
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Some people think grass isn't wet in the morning.

But it dew

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👤︎ u/CyberSARL
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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People don't think the grass be wet in the morning ...

But it dew.

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👤︎ u/TheShamrockRover
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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I’m so excited it’s spring time

I just wet my plants.

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👤︎ u/Youtile
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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Why was the beach wet?

The sea weed

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👤︎ u/AussieJayHi
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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My wife was so excited when Spring came,

that she wet her plants.

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Spring is here!!!

I am so excited I wet my plants.

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👤︎ u/bonkerz99
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?

Pasta you pervert

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👤︎ u/yaklshakl
📅︎ May 26 2020
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A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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👤︎ u/hillenium
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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