A list of puns related to "Wept"
Oh sorry typo, *swept. He's gonna work on the bathrooms next.
This guy I know was is a terrible accident and had to get the entire left side of his body amputated! He's alright now.
He was standing next to the elephant enclosure sobbing his heart out. 'What's wrong?' I asked. 'Trunky has just died," wept the zookeeper 'Aaw, and you really loved him?' I asked. 'No, but I have to bury him,' replied the zookeeper.
A woman gets on the bus with her baby, and the driver says:
"Jesus wept lass, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Understandably, she's very upset. But she goes and sits down toward the back next to a nice old lady.
The old lady next to her leans in as she sits down, she heard the whole thing, and she says to her:
"I wouldn't take that if I were you petal... If I were you, I'd go back up there and rip him a new one!... Go on love... ... I'll hold your monkey"
Me: "That's because it transports money going through withdrawals."
She hated that one so much I nearly wept with joy.
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