Due to PCOS, my friend bled everyday continuously for two years.

It was very long period.

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👤︎ u/truerites
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Dadjoked a manager over the walkie.

I was working the closing shift at a retail store where every associate carries a walkie. Before closing time, a manager will generally ask which departments need help zoning (cleaning, facing merchandise, etc) and the associates will help the other departments. The other night:

Manager: -kssht- How are we on the floor?

Me:- kssht- Gravity.

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Childhood obesity is a large problem

Accidentally wrote this today and realized I was a literary genius

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👤︎ u/DLUD
📅︎ Jan 15 2014
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I saw a guy at the gym bench pressing 280lbs

And thought to myself, "that's too weighty for me"

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