I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and I’m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWholeDamnInternet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2016
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What do we call a crime scene of a crime done by spiders?

It's their WEB site!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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How many spiders does it take to create an app?

None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a web-site!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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I was making bread with my son, who asked me how much flour to put in the bowl.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2017
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How do spiders make a living?

Hosting Web sites.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shotdownace
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