I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.
Meteorologists.
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Cloudy
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
Bah! Rain!
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
I beat the raining champion.
Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day
Pascals, Hector Pascals.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
When it's muggy.
By their huemidity
Teacher: “Well that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
Isolated showers.
There is always change in the weather
He was the sole survivor.
A friend of mine made a sweater out of alphabet soup and a needle.
I asked "how'd you manage that one?"
He said, "it was easy once I put together a string of letters"
I’m getting Spring Fever.
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
To a certain degree.
It was pretty hot
I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
They climate
Now where am I going to find hens for this task?
Snow, snow snow!
(Not sure if it's original, but my 4yo loved it)
That's Snow Joke
This was my warm-up joke.
One says it is raining, the other says it is simply a mist.
To settle their dispute, they stop and ask a guard outside the Kremlin for his opinion.
"Rudolph, please help us with this disagreement! Is it raining, or not?"
Rudolph replies, "It is raining."
"I knew we could depend on you, Comrade. You see," he says to his partner, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Hail Caesar
You'll be cured in no time.
My wife mentioned that it looked nice enough out for a day trip. Naturally, I went to the other room, got my bass, and came back and started playing the main line from Day Tripper.
I don’t think I’m invited on the day trip anymore, but I still think it was a sound choice to bass my pun on her plans for the day.
