Whatβs a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Where'd he keep the weasel
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︎ Sep 29 2018
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, βYou are under-aged. I canβt serve you beer.β
The weasel asks, βWhat can I have?β
The bartender replies, βI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.β
βPop!β goes the weasel..
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What does the sea weasel want after their bedtime story?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Q. Whatβs the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different!
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︎ Jul 16 2019
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. βCoffeeβ growls the wolf. βWaterβ says the fox...
And βPop!β goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 19 2017
It's easy to tell the difference between a weasel and a stote...
One is weasely recognisable, the other'stotely different.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What medal did the weasel war hero receive?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
A weasel walks into a bar...
"Wow," says the bartender. "In all my years of bartending I've never served a weasel before! What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
My dad and I love dumb jokes and he told me this one last week XD so far I've gotten cringes and dumb stares when telling it.
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︎ Mar 09 2018
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, I haven't seen your kind here before! What'll you have?"
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︎ Sep 15 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
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︎ Feb 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
A weasel walks in to a bar. "What'll it be?" Asks the barman.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
A weasel walks into a bar, The bartender says βWow, Iβve never seen a weasel in here before, What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?"
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︎ Nov 07 2018
A weasel walks into a bar
The barman says " I've never served a weasel before what would you like "
"Pop" goes the weasel
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︎ Oct 11 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
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︎ Jul 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A weasel walks into a bar . The bartender says, βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPopβ, goes the weasel.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Sep 07 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow! Iβve never served a weasel before, what can I get for you?β
βPop,βgoes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?β, says the bartender.
βPopβ, goes the weasel.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender was amazed, he said βwow Iβve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?β
βPopβ goes the weasel
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︎ Nov 18 2018
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender says,
"Wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop", goes the Weasel.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Wow in all my years I've never seen a weasel walk into my bar! What can I get you?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
Bartender asks what he would like.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, βWow! Iβve never served a weasel before. What Can I get ya?β
βPop.β Goes the Weasel.
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︎ Feb 27 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
A weasel walks into the bar. The bartender says wow! In all my years bar tending Iβve never seen a weasel in a bar before. What can I get for you?
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︎ Apr 17 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
And the bartender says βwow, Iβve never served a weasel before! Whaddβya have?β
The weasel replies, βpopβ.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?β
βPop.β goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 21 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Wow, in all my time bartending, I've never had a weasel come in. What can I get you?"
"Pop", goes the weasel.
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︎ May 20 2018
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?
"Pop." goes the weasel.
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︎ Mar 06 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
Saunters up to the bar, the barkeeper asks
βWhatβll you have?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Mar 01 2018
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