Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
My Mom’s sister came down with Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer.
The warranty claimed it had free “aunty-virus” protection software.
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
MFW I try to inhale through my nose during allergy season, but it's just sealed the fuck up.
Or your money back
Cracked this one on my wife and son today. "Did you know your heart has a lifetime warranty? I guarantee that it will work until the day you die."
I bought a photo calendar for my dad this Christmas and it's really not a safe purchase for a gift..
.. It can't be returned and only comes with a one year warranty.
