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Warranties Puns

A list of puns related to "Warranties"

Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.

I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.

Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.

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👤︎ u/Barlark88
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.

In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.

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👤︎ u/MookieV
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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My Mom’s sister came down with Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer.

The warranty claimed it had free “aunty-virus” protection software.

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👤︎ u/Big-Money-Sloth
📅︎ May 19 2020
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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MFW I try to inhale through my nose during allergy season, but it's just sealed the fuck up.
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👤︎ u/iBleeedorange
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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Or your money back

Cracked this one on my wife and son today. "Did you know your heart has a lifetime warranty? I guarantee that it will work until the day you die."

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👤︎ u/lyonbynite
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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I bought a photo calendar for my dad this Christmas and it's really not a safe purchase for a gift..

.. It can't be returned and only comes with a one year warranty.

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👤︎ u/skaermtroldenhugo
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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