I guess I am in-vested in my dog since she is in a vest v.redd.it/4r68kwgyvjt41
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivytheblindhusky
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What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?

A steak holder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shitty_Orangutan
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I think they appreciated my vested interest
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oknatethegreat
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I take a vested interest in my friends love life

http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL

Used an image cause it has an image in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifelesslies
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmar4234
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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor β„’

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

You get an Investigator!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Vest ever pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Devanshi1618
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners

While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said β€œ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off

One said β€œIt’s going to be okay no need to worry”

The other one said β€œ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donkeydayyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...

You can run, but you can't hide!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/citronellaspray
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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Life is a Vest
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/luciferismybitxh
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kgold0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HyperGameGuy
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I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boomboxblam
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Fat_Hydra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2019
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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In'vest'i'gator'
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sabrinalynn1983
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests

I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Biono03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest

Investigator. Idk if it was posted I'm new here.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killerbean4ever
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thot_patrol_bitches
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2019
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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What did the police officer tell his belly button?

YOU'RE UNDER A VEST!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShiverMeeTimberz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smurph_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kgk007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Firelff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hiiam_larry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

Investigator!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest ?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skylly100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Transducin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santanacrew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaveCardistry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2017
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ck_special
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/senorbarrigas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imthenoah00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2018
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dianaaozzanyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snypershot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SDC_dude
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I'm not into it though.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LPinderr
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