A list of puns related to "Vegetarian Food"
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My sister recently became a vegetarian. She managed to spill mashed potatoes on her toe while eating. I asked her if she was trying to replace the meat in her diet with TOE-FOOd.
We were celebrating my vegetarian uncle's birthday out at Sweet Tomatoes, which is a salad buffet restaurant. They have other things too, like pastas, breads, and soups.
My uncle settles down at his table, and loudly remarks to my aunt:
Uncle: "You know, this place is great and all..."
Her: "Yeah? What's wrong?"
Uncle: "I don't know. By the time I get all my food together from the buffet line..."
Aunt: "...what?"
Uncle: "My salad gets cold!"
Groans were heard all around.
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