20 Hilarious Vat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!

Luckily it was instant

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👤︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam

📅︎ Apr 26 2021

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Can you see in a big vat of milk?

Not once it's past yer eyes!

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👤︎ u/jgpitre

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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My neighbour died after falling into a giant vat of coffee, but thankfully didn’t suffer.

It was instant.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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I fell into a large vat of curry....

Was in a korma for a month.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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A guy got his foot stuck in a vat of milk.

Truly, leg in dairy.

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👤︎ u/scruffyfan

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

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Police officer informs a wife that her husbund has been found drowned in a vat of beer.

The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"

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👤︎ u/tiger7971

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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My friend Margaret said she once fell into a large vat of detergent at the factory she worked...

She was Marge in All.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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I once fell into a vat of molten iron

I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.

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👤︎ u/DavidTeas

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...

Apparently he's set for life!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 24 2019

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What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?

A navy seal.

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👤︎ u/tillmonkey

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of indigo?

He dyed.

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👤︎ u/xiams

📅︎ May 11 2015

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TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year

The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.

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👤︎ u/Fileobrother

📅︎ Apr 04 2018

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What do you call the marriage of a thin potato to a vat of hot oil?

A relationCHIP.

GET IT?!

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👤︎ u/Socrathustra

📅︎ Nov 06 2017

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The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway

📅︎ Oct 24 2016

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of molten glass?

He made a real spectacle of himself.

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👤︎ u/GuyTheTerrible

📅︎ Jul 22 2013

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”

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👤︎ u/mfitzy87

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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