A list of puns related to "Vanna"
A vowel movement
Via bowel.
He was near-Vanna.
My SO got me tonight as follows:
Me: We have too much to carry. If only people had evolved four arms. Wouldn't that be cool?
Her (with shit-eating grin): We do have forearms...
She then proceeds to display her arm to me Vanna-White-style.
He achieves near-Vanna on a daily basis.
So, this just happened last night. My son (11 years old, and a true lover of dad jokes) is not presently speaking to me.
After i just finished cutting an avocado in two... Me: Shall we "halve" some avocado with dinner tonight? Huh? Huh? (Dramatically pointing to the cut produce in Vanna White style.) Son: (Unimpressed). I might take a little. Me: You might? I say you "halve two!" (Again gesturing dramatically to the two halves.) Son: groan That was TERRIBLE... But you score extra points for a double pun. Me: Av-a-cad-o million more where those came from. Mic Drop
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