A centi-peed
A centipeed.
It's a weepost.
"Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best."
The pecan.
I even got a pee HD.
Arrr, I pee!
Guess I must be a Kiwi
Someone posted on the wall above it:
“Flushing this urinal will give you a new meaning of an IP packet.”
…so I named it urethra Franklin.
You, too?
It will be called the RSVP test
So I said, "Thanks! I think you're a three."
Pinot Moor
4U2PN2
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
"Are you going to keep it?" I asked.
She said, "No, it stinks like wee."
You’re just going to make them more pissed
So I’m in continent again.
Sadly, I was in the women's bathroom..
Because the P is silent.
He looked at me with a solemn face and said, “Sounds like urine trouble.”
They have claimed it as their #1 and #2 priorities.
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A hur-inal!
Irate
She said "wee"
I replied "1. I'm a 7 on a good day. 2. You know I'm married and that's inappropriate. 3. What is this cup for?"
Urethra Franklin.
For unpaid barking tickets
I told them they’re taking the piss.
Dog’s urine contains a compound of potassium and phosphorus. The compound is being analyzed as below:
Mass of an empty test–tube = 10.183 grams
Mass of test–tube + compound = 10.947 grams
Mass of test–tube + potassium after compound is thermally decomposed and phosphorus is evaporated away = 10.885 grams.
Calculate the empirical formula of this compound (Ar: P = 31, K = 39).
Answer
>!Mass of compound = 0.764 grams, mass of phosphorus = 0.062 grams, mass of potassium = 0.702 grams!<
>!Converting the elemental masses into moles: mole of P = 0.062/31 = 0.002 and mole of K = 0.702/39 = 0.018!<
>!Divide 0.018 by 0.002 gives a mole ratio of P : K = 1 : 9!<
>!Therefore the formula of the compound is canine pee (K9P).!<
It is called K G Pee
I go where no man has ever gone before.
I said ctrl-p. He said he hasn't been able to do that for years!
And a nurse handed me a specimen cup and said, "Urinate."
So, I said, "Thanks. Most people consider me a two."
Pee-Block
