It's a weepost.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
"So, take these pills to cure your waterworks problem, then give me a tinkle." the doctor said.
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She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Is considered social pisstancing
Because the pee is silent....
Credit my buddy Cameron.
It was a bonding moment.
It's topical and stuff
I think it’s BP.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
So mind your pees in queues.
They go through a lot of shit
After all, all psychos have a silent p.
Their P was silent.
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
A piss-tol
I replied - Urinate out of 8.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I need a new pee-er group.
Dad: It’s not URine it’s MYine!
K9P.
He had ESPee.
A whizzard
Bcos the P is silent
...he pretends to be a patient and when the doctor it's him down he says:
DR: how can I help? Cop: Well I'm actually here because you're in trouble DR: Don't worry sir, most men your age suffer urine trouble!
Egos everywhere.
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
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