"So, take these pills to cure your waterworks problem, then give me a tinkle." the doctor said.
Bcos the P is silent
Nothing, the p is silent.
Peking duck
After getting him in trouble we asked, "So you're not going to wet on your bedroom floor again, right?"
He looked down and said, "Nope. I'll just do it in someone else's bedroom." Then looked up and grinned. He'll be a good Dad someday.
It's a weepost.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Whizdom
European
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Is considered social pisstancing
It was a bonding moment.
Because the pee is silent....
Credit my buddy Cameron.
It's topical and stuff
I think it’s BP.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
So mind your pees in queues.
After all, all psychos have a silent p.
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
Their P was silent.
A piss-tol
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I replied - Urinate out of 8.
I need a new pee-er group.
Dad: It’s not URine it’s MYine!
K9P.
He had ESPee.
A whizzard
Egos everywhere.
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Because of their silent p
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