What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?
What do you call a rope that insults you?
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
Nein du verdammter Nebel!
Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
How do birds insult each other?
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
Why did the magician insult the dock?
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...
Why dont chickens insult each other?
They dont like getting roasted
My friend Barry drew me. But I‘m not insulted because..
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
How does a soccer player insult someone?
What does a frog do to insult another frog?
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “get well soon” card.
As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.
I constantly knock on wood.
Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?
To make sure they are well roasted.
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
What do you call a pig that got insulted
My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.
I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.
(Originally posted in r/jokes)
My friend insulted my puns. I responded with a showcase of my arsenal. I am pundeniable.
What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?
I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
Never insult a donut.
some of them have fillings.
My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s another word for a swiss insult?
Insulting bus driver.
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
I insulted my vegan friend
Now I have beef with him.
I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...
When I hailed a taxi, the driver started insulting me.
"What was that for?" I asked, shocked.
To which he replied, "Hey, that's what I do best. I drive people away."
What do you call an unknown sandstorm that keeps insulting you??
My friend claims he's great at insulting people in his head.
I think he's mentally diss-abled.
I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
TIL about Peaches
They come from a can,
And they were put there by a man
In a factory, downtown
It's okay to insult your coffee
I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
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