I plagiarized this joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
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What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?

"Mark my words"

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I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukelele_pancakes
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I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.

It was a cite to behold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratboid314
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Did you hear about the vampire with a doctorate

His name was Dr. Acula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I've been accused of plagiarism

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogyboogywoogy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why was the book accused of plagiarism?

It was a copybook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totallyfvckedup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Guys I just made up a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackdragonyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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i just invented a new word

its called Plagiarism

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This is so unfair! I was just expelled for plagiarism...

I got in trouble for something I didn’t do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loamawayfromloam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism that’s infected Reddit

Plaguerism- the Read Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Self-plagiarism

Ya-plage-yaself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earnestsci
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Words I've invented during my lifetime:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorly_timed_fuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I’ve created a new word

Plagiarism (thanks to my 11 year old for that one!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
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Many people accuse me of plagiarism...

But those were their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just2SpiteFranz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Plagiarism squad reporting for duty.

"Copy that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music

He's in real treble now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPac
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Some of the gem's of Steven Wright

The work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

1 Β  - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2Β Β  - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3Β Β  - Half the people you know are below average.

4Β Β  - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6 Β  - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7Β Β  - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 Β  - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

9 Β  - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My Dad: I've made a new word today

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taylor6464
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I’ve invented a word to explain this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robrodcopp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Wanna hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I came up with a new word yesterday:

"Plagiarism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was just ground this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeodardoDicaprio
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I was bored so I decided to invent a new word

It call it plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricJ621
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Hey, everyone! I invented a new word, it's completely original, I've never heard it being used anywhere.

The word? Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohangreen
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Five hundred people were exposed to ten different puns, to see if any of them made the subject laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popularvote
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My dad is pretty proud of this one.

Dad: Hey Shinynewbike.

Me: Yeah pops.

Dad: I made up a new word.

Me: And what word is that?

Dad: Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shinynewbike
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Someone accused me of plagiarism....

That's their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
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I invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voel_Bird
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theburgerjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I have created a new word!

Plagiarism

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I’ve invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaymoskitoe
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I just invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTMaximus
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I invented a new word today.

It’s: plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPapotasVIP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YachiruLoL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Today I invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cizzy_is_gucci
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I made up a new word

Plagiarism

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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dansguns
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My dad invented a new word today.

It's Plagiarism

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I invented a new word

Plagiarism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I just created a new word,

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I made a new word today!

Plagiarism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_5000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I made up a new word!

Plagiarism.

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New Word

I’ve invented a new word: plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I just invented a new word.

It's called 'plagiarism'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoggitz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I came up with a new word yesterday

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
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I coined a word today!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I invented a new word.

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I invented a new word.

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I invented a new word the other day

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mram_MD
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Today I have invented a new word:

plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yubimarcano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I have invented a new word

plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twalingputsjes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I invented a new joke

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoompa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwatrekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Guys I made a new word.

I'm calling it plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Yesterday I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martycus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I just invented a new word...

Plagiarism and this is a new joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/utkxrsh7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grill30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I made up my very own word today...

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DobbleDorp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Want to hear a word I made up?

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massnomis
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I just made up a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShetlandJames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Facetious_Shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gravee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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I just made up a word.

plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvergur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ender278
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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I created a new word today!

Plagiarism

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