Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What does a grammatically-correct, upside-down owl inquire?

ΒΏWOHM ΒΏWOHM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonMinusJon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock

Father: What a horrible way to Dyson

Joke sucked, I know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneraLi525
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What sound does an upside down cow make?

Wooooooo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainspottedCSX7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Only problem is they’re all upside down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the worker wear his nametag upside down?

When he looked down at his nametag, it was the right side up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohpolary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Did you hear about the Infiniti that flipped upside down on the freeway?

No one really knows what happened to it, but most people think it just disappeared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I noticed an upside down 6 the other day.

I thought, β€œWow, that’s odd.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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New to reddit. How do I flip the orientation to where everything isn't upside down?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?

A Sodown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYuMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."

You know, a schwa sticker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Long time lurker, wanted to share a joke that will turn this subreddit upside down.

Κ‡Δ±ppǝɹqns sΔ±Ι₯Κ‡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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You are upside down

Your nose runs and your feet smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefranden
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...

They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What does "kayak" sound like upside down?

"Blblblblblvllgllgl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elouan_lrch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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We all know racecar backwards is racecar, but what is racecar upside down?

Expensive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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For all the Australian’s convenience so they can see the top meme without having to look upside down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMSAwesomeness
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?

A pineapple cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I saw a mother hanging upside down today

I was like WOW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awhiffofaether
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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seen a stop sign that was missing one of its screws and just hanging there upside down today..

It was a bad sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I got a great deal on an upside down boat.

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goreblaster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?

He quacks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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FYI, If your boat turns upside down, you can wear it on your head.

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Because it's capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snyluc13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I went to see the Artic Monkeys but they played upside down so they were the Antartic Monkeys
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why can’t ducks fly upside down?

They’d quack up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourMom102938
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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isdad drinking pepsi upside down?

umop apisdn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robrodcopp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Everyone else sees a bunch of upside-down bottles, but all Aussie is a good meme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuri_Nikiforov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Dad: You must have been born upside-down.

Son: Why?

Dad: Because your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easy_being_green
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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My wife told me my nametag was upside down.

I don't know, it looks right side up to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.

It is a top cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What kind of bats swing upside down?

Acro-bats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnyeChan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Why did the duck fly upside down?

He was quackin' up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerShadoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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If Australia is upside down...

Shouldn't drop bears be called jump bears?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolcat430
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Guy on the TV: "One year ago I went through something that really turned my life upside down.."

My Dad: "... I moved to Australia"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imfuckingAMAzing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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You must have been born upside down

Because your nose runs and your feet smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head

Because its capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?

He quacks up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Guess I was built upside-down!

My nose runs and my feet smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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What happens to a duck when he tries to fly upside down?

He quacks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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You know you are upside down when...

...your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dfthaman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you're built upside down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoranaC
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