Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What does a grammatically-correct, upside-down owl inquire?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What sound does an upside down cow make?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Only problem is theyβre all upside down
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the worker wear his nametag upside down?
When he looked down at his nametag, it was the right side up to him.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Did you hear about the Infiniti that flipped upside down on the freeway?
No one really knows what happened to it, but most people think it just disappeared.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I noticed an upside down 6 the other day.
I thought, βWow, thatβs odd.β
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︎ Jun 07 2020
New to reddit. How do I flip the orientation to where everything isn't upside down?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Long time lurker, wanted to share a joke that will turn this subreddit upside down.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
You are upside down
Your nose runs and your feet smell.
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︎ May 08 2020
The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...
They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...
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︎ May 25 2020
What does "kayak" sound like upside down?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
We all know racecar backwards is racecar, but what is racecar upside down?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
For all the Australianβs convenience so they can see the top meme without having to look upside down.
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︎ May 13 2019
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I saw a mother hanging upside down today
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︎ Jun 12 2019
seen a stop sign that was missing one of its screws and just hanging there upside down today..
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I got a great deal on an upside down boat.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
FYI, If your boat turns upside down, you can wear it on your head.
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Because it's capsized
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I went to see the Artic Monkeys but they played upside down so they were the Antartic Monkeys
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why canβt ducks fly upside down?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
isdad drinking pepsi upside down?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
Everyone else sees a bunch of upside-down bottles, but all Aussie is a good meme.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Dad: You must have been born upside-down.
Son: Why?
Dad: Because your feet smell and your nose runs.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
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︎ Dec 11 2014
My wife told me my nametag was upside down.
I don't know, it looks right side up to me.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
What kind of bats swing upside down?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
Why did the duck fly upside down?
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︎ Jun 12 2018
If Australia is upside down...
Shouldn't drop bears be called jump bears?
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︎ Mar 17 2018
Guy on the TV: "One year ago I went through something that really turned my life upside down.."
My Dad: "... I moved to Australia"
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︎ Nov 05 2015
You must have been born upside down
Because your nose runs and your feet smell
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︎ Apr 23 2020
TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
When your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
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︎ May 01 2018
Guess I was built upside-down!
My nose runs and my feet smell.
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︎ Oct 03 2017
What happens to a duck when he tries to fly upside down?
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︎ Jan 24 2018
You know you are upside down when...
...your feet smell and your nose runs.
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︎ Jul 29 2016
If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you're built upside down.
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︎ Oct 02 2015
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