Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?

One means it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.

-Told to me by my dad, about 40 years ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billee_Boyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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My wife yelled at me, telling me to put the toilet seat down...

Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinnBelly21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I had burnt my hand and was arrested

I was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiderKnight68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Isn't that illegal?

I'm surprised that Switzerland can get away with using people as currency. I'm even more surprised they can find so many people named Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrainAss
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Pun contest. Name our bands next "tour". Get it printed on shirts. Win imaginary gold.

Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...

If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dharmon555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Did you hear about the guy that caught his arm on fire at the gas station and was then arrested?

They said it was unlawful use of a fire-arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brospankems
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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My wife's uncle is a dad

While having a conversation with my wife's uncle about how it's illegal to round up the wild horses around my neighborhood, he came out with this joke:

Uncle: "Well do you know what the difference between unlawful and illegal is?"

Me: "What's that?"

Uncle: "Well unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick bird".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryuncledevin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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What is the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkTheBag112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is a crime and the other's a sick bird.

( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStabbingHobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is something against the law, illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZannerTheBanner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knifefire133
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

Ones breaking the law and the others a sick bird.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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The difference between unlawful and illegal is

One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rememberme17
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Do you know the difference between illegal and unlawful?

Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yelruh00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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Not many people know this, but there is a difference between illegal and unlawful.

Unlawful means something is against the law, while illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dansguns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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YSK: What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayagl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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