Units Of Measure Puns

A list of puns related to "Units Of Measure"

What unit of measure do pirates use?

YARRRDS

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👤︎ u/billbrasky43
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?

Sheet tons.

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👤︎ u/lawnboy18
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said “Abhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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👤︎ u/TheHolyLordOfBacon
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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👤︎ u/WinterDad32
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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👤︎ u/EoinTheBest123
📅︎ May 24 2018
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What is the most painful unit of measurement?

Ow!nces (ounces)

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👤︎ u/BeerAndJameson
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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👤︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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Got my whole family to groan...

My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"

My response: "Yards."

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👤︎ u/Daydu
📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?

Ohms

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👤︎ u/Claw198
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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