What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said β€œAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namrepus__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What's the proper unit of measurement for a dad joke?

A gigglewatt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennypapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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What is the most painful unit of measurement?

Ow!nces (ounces)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerAndJameson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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What unit of measurement is used on snakes?

Inches, they don’t have feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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Got my whole family to groan...

My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"

My response: "Yards."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daydu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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