My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
What type of music are you into?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?
Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
What is the largest type of bar?
a Bus Bar
random thought while being passed by a bus.
What is the most honest type of pasta?
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What type of overalls does Mario wear?
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
There's a new type of broom out
Its sweeping the nation and the competition
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?
Because they're nurse assists.
What type of music do windmills like?
What type of bees make milk?
Shopping for a Baby monitor
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
Proud dad moment - Dad what type of sandpaper does the dog use?
Woof ones
5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
I'm an antimatter type of person
Just looking for 1 positive experience
There are 10 types of people
People who understand binary
And people who don’t
It's pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There’s a new type of broom out
it’s sweeping the nation.
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
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