A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who canβt
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Whatβs the most disgusting type of nut?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What type of music are balloons scared of?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What's the heaviest type of tea?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What type of vegetable wears a tie?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What's the happiest type of glass?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What type of gaming rig is the coolest?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What type of person doesn't like pizza?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What type of owl is the worst at flying
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︎ Apr 06 2021
this year, i have decided to type everything in lower case letters.
i have stopped giving a shift.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Which type of bear is most condescending?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What type of image format do lion photographers use?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What type of tree grows around dead people?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
you know why I donβt like eating small types of fish
because they are little fishy
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What type of flour is sold at airports?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What blood type does an optimist have?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
A friend demanded that I tell him about 2 types of water containers.
I responded with "Well dam!"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Who are the most infectious type of people?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Some advice when buying a type of tea
Assam-ple would be helpful.
I hope not to strain in seeing how this joke brews with the subreddit.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What type of waves appear on small beaches?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What type of shoes do bananas wear?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joyβs blood type?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why do type-A personalities like to camp?
They are already in-tents.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What is a stoners favorite type of pie
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︎ Mar 04 2021
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
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︎ Mar 16 2021
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
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︎ Feb 07 2021
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
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