43 Hilarious Favourites Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite ‘High Steaks Poker’

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👤︎ u/chairsforthecheers

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.

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👤︎ u/Soysaucerersupreme

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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my favourite pun forever

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👤︎ u/thatbitchrose

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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These Are A Few Of My Favourite Puns betweenbornandburied.blog…

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👤︎ u/meljennings

📅︎ Mar 25 2013

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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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👤︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...

Strange name, but she tortoise well .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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What is a sea monsters favourite food

Fish and ships

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👤︎ u/joeytherealking

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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👤︎ u/mr_world_thin

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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What are Tarzan's favourite cookies?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreoreoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreoreoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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👤︎ u/miszlokaira

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?

Sonic The Hitchcock

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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👤︎ u/Chainsmoker88

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".

We're half way there.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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Who is Yodas favourite pop star

Will I Am

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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What's Thanos' favourite social network?

Snapchat

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👤︎ u/MyNameSpaghette

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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Whats an insects favourite sport?

Cricket

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👤︎ u/shamudawhale51

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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What are ducks favourite t.v. programmes ?

Duckumentaries.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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What's Medusa's favourite type of cheese?

Gorgonzola

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👤︎ u/LordSandwiches

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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What was Bruce Lee’s favourite drink?

WA TA!!!!!

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👤︎ u/ChinaShopElephant

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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What was Hitlers favourite part of a curry?

The third rice

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👤︎ u/FalconRhino7

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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What's an electrician's favourite band?

AC/DC

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👤︎ u/BrawlFan_1

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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What is a mouths favourite day of the week?

Chewsday

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👤︎ u/maccer20

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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Who is the favourite comedian of a masochist?

Owie Mandel

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👤︎ u/mahimubashir2

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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What is a redneck's favourite car?

Haudi

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👤︎ u/Mr_Ragnarok

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...

Avalanches won by a landslide.

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👤︎ u/BernardoPiedade

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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What's a Pokémon's favourite type of nut?

Picashew

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👤︎ u/stevekez

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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What's a boxer's favourite drink?

Punch

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👤︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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👤︎ u/afarro

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.

The floor.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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What’s a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack.

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👤︎ u/ShaunUgLee

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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What's a chicken's favourite animal?

Buck

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👤︎ u/Artisticspawm

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Animal punning is my favourite.

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👤︎ u/catsaresneaky

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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What’s my favourite type of bees?

Boo!

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👤︎ u/AutonInvasion

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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My favourite original pun

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👤︎ u/this_is_jq

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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What’s a cat’s favourite food?

Pawsta

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👤︎ u/LordVader1080

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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Who's SnoopDoggs favourite artist ?

James Blunt

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👤︎ u/Abbsalon

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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What are Uruguayans’ favourite thing to watch?

Montevideo.

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👤︎ u/tyckt206

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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What’s an evil hand’s favourite sport?

Bad Mitten

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👤︎ u/Kill_Them_Back

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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👤︎ u/calumlikescameras

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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Some people think a pirates favourite letter is R

But it be the C!

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👤︎ u/BeersForSmarch

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

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