read “twix” in a child accent it makes the meme better
Got a couple Twix up my sleeve.
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
I offered Bonnie Tyler a Twix, but she refused it.
I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!
I think she was holding out for an Aero...
I have a few twix up my sleeve.
I was walking down the road when suddenly somebody threw a twix at me
I was struck by a smooth caramel
They just don’t taste right!
I had to stop a candy thief today.
He was getting back to his old Twix.
I’m the chocolate magician.
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
My mate hates it when....
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars into different wrappers...
It's gets his Snickers in a Twix
Imma just leave this here
I know you won't believe me, but its two
I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.
Well...
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
My friend's a candy magician.
He's always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Watch out for the candy shop owner...
He has some twix up his sleeve
When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.
It was one of the Twix of the trade.
Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!
Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.
If anyone needs a tip on where to store leftover Halloween candy...
I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
There was a mix up at the chocolate factory
Better not get your Snickers in a Twix
I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"
"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"
Movie theatre are banning large bags to stop people from being in their own food...
Good thing I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
Why was the magicians bicep sticky?
He had a couple of Twix up his sleeve
Why did the magician have sticky armpits at the end of the show?
Because he had some good twix up his sleves ...
Cinemark won't allow big bags into the theaters now
Good thing I have a couple of Twix up my sleeve
People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas...
Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?
Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
Cross posted to r/jokes
Sort of an edited repost?
Elmer Fudd is sitting around one day and realized he's not all that good at hunting, might as well take up a new hobby.
Obviously he turns to magic/slight of hand.
After a few months of practicing, his arms are COVERED in chocolate. Bugs comes up and asks him, "Say doc, what's with all the chocolate?"
To which Elmer replies, "You know what they say, a good magician ALWAYS has a few Twix up his sweeves."
I went to see a fat magician the other night
He had a few Twix up his sleeve
Why did the magician wear a suit made of biscuits?
So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve
My wife asked me how I managed to sneak candy into the movie theater
I told her I had a few twix up my sleeve.
The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.
And it was called Twix and Shout!
Why didn't the dad take a piece of candy?
He doesn't need a Reisen.
My gym just got a new machine today, it has everything!
Twix, snickers, malteasers, the list goes on
"Silly candy thieves!" shouted Elmer Fudd.
"Back to their old Twix!"
Roommate got me with this one today
He texted me "I've got some twix up my sleeve" with a photo illustrating said Twix/sleeve arrangement.
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.
Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?
He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve
I put my mates chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say,
He got his snickers in a twix.
What do you call a magician who likes chocolate
A magician who has a couple of twix up her sleeve
I steal candy bars from counter...
You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had twix up his sleeve
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