Why did the twin towers want a refund on their pizza?

Because it was two plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnacleOk3463
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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The twin towers of New York World Trade Center are like genders.

There used to be two, but now they are just a sensitive topic.

Also: The real 9/11 pays respect! The world remembers 9/11.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Told this tasteless dad joke to my daughter yesterday.

Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.

"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"

"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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The bellman's brother

There was this guy with no arms who lived in the bell tower of some church in Europe. Since he had no arms, he rang the bells by slamming his head against them.

One day, he fell out of the tower and died. The police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."

A few weeks later, the man's twin brother came to take over the bellman job. On his first day, he too fell from the tower and died.

Again, the police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

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