What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?

Kermitting suicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I absolutely hate broken bridges

I just can't get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Renzo_221_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Draw Bridge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTMOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.

He couldn’t get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?

The ones that were down under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgbsss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Salt Bridges
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackfrancis75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Broken bridges annoy me

I just can’t get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaguaGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Two morons were walking along a narrow bridge

It’s very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A wild bridge has ambushed you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylax92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why are bridges so expensive?

It’s all overhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."

"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Bridge ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d13n3m4n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day...

That took a toll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until...

Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogilvy120
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What language do bridges speak?

Spanish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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If I make a bridge shorter

Is it now abridged?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoodooSquad
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I don’t like driving on highways or bridges,

It really takes a toll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge

It takes a lot of truss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorTom314
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

A civil engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadbis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I banged my head on a low bridge.

Would have been ok if viaduct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHyperVenom_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...

...They ride the Troll-ey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Draw Bridge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanTheMan0250
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Bridge on the River KAWAII
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trchappybob
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?

Some kid threw it up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyroneshoelacess
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Bridge rectifier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying "12 feet"

"Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tspark868
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?

Because there was no Tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ang123-stories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I never go on truss bridges.

They are not trusstable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobius_squared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?

Tappan Zee Deutsche?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Need a funny pun for a bridge name

I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.

The jump of a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.

I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a small bridge?

Short tension span

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Zedd_Campeador
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What language do bridges speak?

Spanish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/submuloc_j
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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Broken bridges really annoy me.

I just can’t get over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?

He was a little "more on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatonat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I really hate broken bridges

I just can't get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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