What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can't get over them
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Draw Bridge
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︎ Oct 14 2020
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
He couldnβt get over it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?
The ones that were down under.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Salt Bridges
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︎ Nov 15 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Broken bridges annoy me
I just canβt get over them
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Two morons were walking along a narrow bridge
Itβs very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A wild bridge has ambushed you
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Why are bridges so expensive?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Bridge ahead
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︎ Dec 11 2018
I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day...
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︎ Jul 28 2020
A bridge between the gym and body boards
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until...
Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What language do bridges speak?
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︎ May 14 2020
If I make a bridge shorter
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︎ May 15 2020
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?
Weβll cross that bridge when we get there
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︎ May 27 2020
I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkinsβ¦
It was very civil engineeringβ¦
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︎ Mar 28 2020
I donβt like driving on highways or bridges,
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︎ Mar 02 2020
The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
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︎ May 02 2019
Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...
...They ride the Troll-ey.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Draw Bridge
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Bridge on the River KAWAII
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︎ May 26 2019
Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?
Some kid threw it up there.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Bridge rectifier
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying "12 feet"
"Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back."
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︎ Oct 21 2015
There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?
Because there was no Tres-passing
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I never go on truss bridges.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek
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︎ May 30 2019
Need a funny pun for a bridge name
I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help
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︎ Feb 16 2016
The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.
I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What do you call a small bridge?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What language do bridges speak?
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︎ Aug 12 2017
Broken bridges really annoy me.
I just canβt get over them.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
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︎ May 18 2019
I really hate broken bridges
I just can't get over them
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︎ Apr 20 2019
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