Turf Grass Puns

A list of puns related to "Turf Grass"

Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.

“I’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

“What, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

“No, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.

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