Why did the bored guy walk to the fish market.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
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︎ May 12 2021
Whats the worst crime to occur at a fish market?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Cat fish
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︎ May 08 2021
Why can't blind people eat fish ?
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︎ May 12 2021
I called my wife and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home.
She just grunted. I think she regrets letting me name the twins.
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︎ May 05 2021
Whoโs the richest fish in the world?
Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!
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︎ May 02 2021
My friend built a fish pond and asked me to contribute....
I thinks he's trying to be Coy with me.
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︎ May 09 2021
Whatโs the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you canโt tuna fish
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Was my kids' favorite while growing up
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︎ May 02 2021
What kind of music do fish like to listen to?
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︎ May 04 2021
Why do fish sing off key?
Cause you canโt tuna fish.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a fish with a bowtie?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What makes fish uncomfortable?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What is keeping a bunch of fish in an aquarium called?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Never go fishing with a dj
They keep dropping the bass
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I was asked to scale a fish
sadly I didn't have any climbing equipment
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What kind of fish has two knees?
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︎ May 03 2021
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
How do fish get high?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What did the whale say to the sword fish?
You're looking sharp today!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I have 2 fish named โoneโ and the other โtwoโ
That way when โoneโ dies i will still have โtwoโ
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What is a good job for a fish that has perfect pitch?
Guitar tuna
Sorry, this is really bad even by dad joke standards.
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︎ May 05 2021
Why are DJs bad fishing buddies?
Because they keep dropping the bass.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
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︎ May 07 2021
Did you hear about the fish that fell asleep in school?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I saw a dudeโs truck that said Master Baitor on it one time now I donโt fish but I want that
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why do polar bears eat raw fish and blubber?
You would cry, too, if you had to eat raw fish.
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︎ May 10 2021
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop thatโs included.
Man Iโm glad thatโs out of the whey.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.
I think it is fibromyalgae.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?
It cost him an arm and a leg...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
A fisherman came to me telling me he had just reeled in the biggest fish hes ever seen, and that he was going to give it to me for free.
I asked him, 'whats the catch?'
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Whatโs a pet fishโs favorite holiday?
Tanksgiving
Credit: my 8 year old. I love her terrible jokes so much
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︎ Apr 05 2021
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales
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︎ May 03 2021
I phoned the wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why can't blind people eat fish?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a fish with no eye?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
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