You shouldn't trust artists
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Donβt trust people that create acupuncture,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I don't trust Velcro.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why canβt you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Never trust friction.
It will always work against you.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Dad: I really donβt trust these trees
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaβ¦. shady
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?
SUSpplies
(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Never trust an amputee
You canβt count on them
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Ughh..don't trust 'em stairs, they're always up to something
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My friend didn't trust the surgeon with no limbs
I said "don't worry, he's armless"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Iβm starting to lose trust in the cross eyed girl Iβm dating.
I think sheβs seeing other people on the side.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call paper you canβt trust?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I donβt trust double blind studies
Itβs literally the blind leading the blind.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why canβt you trust dermatologists?
They make rash decisions.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
βI trust my fingers alot!β
Because i can count on them............
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How do you gain the trust of a squirrel?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I just can't trust a Duck as a doctor.
They say he's a Quack, but I think his bill is too long!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why canβt you trust large trees?
Theyβre usually the shadiest ones.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Donβt trust people that do acupuncture ...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I donβt trust stairs...
^(because theyβre always up to something.)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I don't trust what atoms say...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why canβt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Jan 20 2021
"I don't trust stairs."
"They're always up to something."
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why canβt you trust an Atom?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I donβt trust trees
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I donβt trust stairs
Theyβre always up to something
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why can you never trust atoms?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I donβt trust stairs.
Their always up to something.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I donβt trust trees....
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I donβt trust stairs
They are always up to something
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Never trust atoms
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I don't trust stairs
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I don't trust stairs
They are always up to something.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I dont trust stairs
They are always up to something
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I don't trust stairs
They are always UP to something.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I donβt trust stairs...
Theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Oct 15 2020
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