Translations Puns

我不會讀中文

https://translate.google.com/

That’s pretty much the long and short of it.

I like ten.

Because they're Russian to Finnish.

He said I don’t know.

I mean, how low can you go?

It just turns around in circles

A week off

So, there's this guy on Tiktok who has been making fun of the French language... becasue sooooooo many words sound similar. So I was playing in google translate and came up with this outlandish sentence: Wait Tintin, your aunt and your uncle take so much of your time, you have so many horseflies and tuna in your tent.

When you hear the french translation you may get as much of a giggle out of it as I did. 😂

https://translate.google.com/?sl=fr&tl=en&text=Attends%20Tintin%2C%20ta%20tante%20et%20ton%20tonton%20t%27en%20tant%20tends%20ton%20temps%20tant%2C%20t%27en%20a%20autant%20de%20taons%20et%20thon%20dans%20ta%20tente.&op=translate

Then the other piece of bacon yells “ Oh my god, talking bacon!”

It’s a beespoke device

Finished installing the toilet in our new bathroom. I expressed minor concern that my pup may not be able to reach the water.

"Yeah. He really likes the toilet water."

"That's pretty common. Guys love toilet water. They even wear it."

I was halfway down the hall before I realized what he just fucking did.

Hint: >!he's half French!<.

Answer:

>!cologne translates to eau de toilette in French. Eau means water. Toilet water. No idea why. But it was good. !<

La que me lo sirvió era malabarista

One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter

Should've seen their faces when I said "My money's on the one with the knife"

I love being a postman

Probably not, its a soft drink.

Because there's a lot of Polish there..

[Death] "Is this Paris?"

[Vanished] "Did we Parrish?"

[Liquid] "Do we drink Far-is (far ice)?"

[Pop-Star] "You're the Star-ish"

GF: What's that?

BF: Remorse code.

Ohio

It was EN-lightning.

He won the Wookie of the Year Award

Innovative toilet designs By Yurri Nal

It feels like ancient history.

He actually took a lot of inspiration for his designs from one of his idols, Ludwig van Beethoven, the inventor of the van

The police officer knocks on his front door and when his wife answers, the copper says "it's not easy to say this.."

It still hasn’t arrived.

A translator

I let him know "I'll keep it so VAGUE that the french people will be terrified of the tsunami"

¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

“Over here! Over here!”

(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

“Howya bean pop?”

I said, "Did you try translating from Croatian?"

Who?

hat's the point we don't know who it is... wait a minute...it was you

(I'm from Spain and i used the Google translator, i am sorry if it doesn't make much sense, also its my first joke in this subreddit)

It feels like ancient history.

It feels like ancient history.

It feels like ancient history.

It feels like ancient history.