Today I lost my diary with all my to-do lists.

I feel so listless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Holiday to-do list: 1) shoot the family 2) hang the kids 3) frame the wife

$129.95 at JC Penny Portrait and Framing Studio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a five year old's to do list?

A playlist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyadoraX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did some tasks on the wife’s β€œto do” list;

Wife: (being sweet) thank you! What am I ever gonna do without you?

Me: Everything! Without me, you’re gonna have to do everything on that list.

Wife: groans and rolls eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasherjim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list

so she wrote down everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaymens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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To-Do List
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trinerr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die" and I was quite surprised that...

"Yell for help!" wasn't one of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she'd like to do for her 32nd birthday

I told her there's no way we could do all that in 30 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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"I need to go out for a while, Amelia Bedelia. Can you do this list of chores?" Said Mr. Rogers.

Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.

When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.

Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"

"You said to cut the grass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Aven-_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?

obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?

but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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My wife read me one of those lists about "100 Things To Do Before You Die"...

I was really surprised that "scream for help" was nowhere in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSV_Kearsarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Pink Panthers TO DO list
  1. TODO
  2. TODO
  3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikodeimus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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I'm pretty sure my Dad has pretended to do almost everything in this list. Or at least joked about it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atthebuzzer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?

To do

To do

To do, to do, to do

To do, to doooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhodechill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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My dad made me a To Do list

I guess this is how he imagines a day in the life of his 21 year old

http://imgur.com/o4jCUI8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floride850
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Was complaining to a friend about my to do list. He suggested a way of instantly cutting it in half...

With Scissors!

My Dad sense of humor appreciated this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tysonjhayes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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A dad's to-do list for his college daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alrebmik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she’d like to do for her 32nd birthday

I said β€œno way can we do all of that in 30 seconds”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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