In the car with Dad...
...thought I'd break out some small talk and let him know that after a presale struggle (and failure), I'd managed to get tickets to the Korn gig.
He tittered to himself for twenty seconds and then announced, "I'm a-maize-d you managed to get Korn tickets!"
Smug face for Dad. Face palm for me.
My father's favourite pharmaceutical jokes.
"Why is an elephant big grey and lumpy?"
"Because if it was small, round and white it would be an aspirin."
Mild titters, interrupted by:
"Why is an aspirin small, round and white?"
"To stop you from taking an elephant for a headache!"
Cue groaning.
