Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Thread Count"
They both have a low thread count
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So," an attractive woman approaches him, "What books do you have by your bed?" "I don't have any," the guy replies. "My bed doesn't write.
They have a high thread count
My sister just bought a sweatshirt and looked at the tag and saw it was made with Canadian fleece. She asked, "Canadian fleece? What does that even mean?"
I replied, "well there's American and Canadian fleece... one is about 500 thread count, the other is a-boat 500 thread count.
She wasn't happy.
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